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President Barack Obama should fire Rahm Emanuel and hire me as his top adviser. Don't laugh. I can almost guarantee higher poll numbers for the president if he brings me on board. The first thing I would do is declare a truce with Fox News. Right now, the president is spending more time launching offensives against FNC than the Taliban. I mean, come on, the American people want Osama bin Laden's head on a stick, not Glenn Beck's.
What exactly does attacking FNC get the president? Plus, it's hypocritical. Didn't Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize?See the full content of this document
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President? Should Hire Me to Get Polls Up
Next, I would suggest that the commander-in-chief actually listen to his top general in Afghanistan and his secretary of def...
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