Summary
I was going to visit my mother Sunday and bring her a jonquil and a ballpoint pen for Mother's Day, but that's all off thanks to my brother, who is awaiting trial for mail fraud. His lawyers have asked me not to discuss his case, and so I won't, except to say that he's guilty, the little stinker, and richly deserves what's coming to him. But, of course, you can't tell Mother that.
She turns 94 this week and still lives in her own home, drives her own car and only recently gave up playing senior women's hockey. She was tough, let me tell you, and as she slowed down, she resorted more and more to high-sticking and tripping. As she says: "Old age is not for the timid. I didn't get to be 94 by baking lots of sugar cookies."See the full content of this document
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Mom Always Likes the Scoundrel Best?
I went shopping for a Mother's Day gift at a clothing store. As it turned out, it was a men's store, so as long as I was there, I bought myself a few nice suits.
And anyw...See the full content of this document
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